Alright, guys, we are going to kick it and lick it to the max Miami-style. Get the boys together and visit the steamy, sexy, urban beach party paradise that is The Magic City. Pick a few of my guys weekend in Miami things to do and good trouble is sure to follow. At least I hope its good. If not, that’s on you.
A word of warning. Bring money. Whatever you think is enough, bring a lot more. If you want to see the hottest women and hit the spots with the most action and fun, it is gonna cost you. Ten bucks and more for beers and drinks are not uncommon. You have been fiscally warned.
One more thing. I’m taking a “skin to win” attitude here, you know what I’m saying? If you’re looking for great Miami restaurants, check out my list of best Miami steak houses. Eat like men! Now, on to the action…
My Guys Weekend in Miami Things to Do Checklist
Pool Parties
No guys weekend in Miami is complete without hitting a pool party. Either stay at a hotel that has an insane pool and party scene or find somewhere you can get in…at least for awhile. If you’re not staying at the hotel, you’ll most likely have to either deal with limited hours that you’re allowed in or have to pay to get in on their pool party action.
Now that you’ve been forewarned, here are a few you want to check out for your guys out weekend.
Hyde at SLS South Beach
Hyde at SLS South Beach offers legendary pool fun from noon to sunset every Saturday and Sunday. Get right and get looking at all the bikini-clad splendor splashing around here. Hard to beat.
Freehand Miami
The upscale Freehand Miami is a tourist mecca for party people. The pool parties here are an around the clock escape from reality to be sure.
The Clevelander
Since most pool parties either have a cover or you have to be a hotel guest for full access, the Clevelander offers access. Their pool is open to the public every Saturday and Sunday from 3 pm until 8 pm.
Nightclubs
In Miami, nightclubs are taken to high art. Lots of choices and lots of action of all types. Beautiful people abound and you can get right in the mix during your guys weekend.
E11Even
This place is like Cirque de Soleil with more skin showing. Sexy cabaret action, hot flexible females and more abound. Naturally, this 24/7 club is more mellow during the day. However, at night it seems like almost anything can happen. Anything includes g-string clad hotties on stage strutting their goods. Extreme state of the art sound and LED lighting will bombard your senses. If you’re getting sensory overload, they have a chill rooftop complete with bar for a change of pace.
Story
If you’re wanting quintessential Miami glitz, glamour, and barely dressed female bodies serving drinks, Story is a place to hit. Plenty of the special effects and excitement you’d expect at a mega-club matched with top of the heap house music and hip-hop. If you want the best of that music paired with the best over the top show and scene, this is the place.
Are there more clubs? Hell yes! But you can start with these two I mentioned and take off from there.
Strip Clubs
You know damn well that no weekend for the guys in Miami would be complete without going to a strip club! Between pool parties, nightclubs, and hitting the beach, you’d have to be blind not to see some world class female forms. But us men are men and sometimes it’s a good time to just be able to check out some major talent without pretense.
Foxxy Lady Cabaret
The Foxxy Lady is a newly remodeled club that has a laid-back vibe. Plenty of hotties to check out to your heart’s, and wallet’s, content. They offer a great Friday Happy Hour featuring a free buffet! This could be a primo start…use this as your early launch pad! Get fed and get stoked here to set the tone for the weekend.
King of Diamonds
Do you want outstanding women that will make your eyes pop outta your skull? Do you want to see some dancers working the pole like nowhere else? If so, King of Diamonds is for you and the boys. They have some pretty cool specials from time to time, so check their website first and then call to make sure they still have what you want going on.
There you go, men. Take the above info and create your own bacchanalian guys weekend in Miami things to do recipe of way too much fun. Keep one thing in mind, I’m not responsible for what happens if you take my advice. Just sayin’…
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